Why do elephants have trunks?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?