How does a cow do math?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Families are like fudge.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?