Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What building always gets stains on it?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?