What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the holiest insect?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are goats so funny?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?