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Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why are ghosts always single?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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What is a sheep's favorite game?
What makes music in your hair?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?