What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where does breakfast live?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?