Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?