Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do frogs get to work?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?