Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a silly hill?