Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What car always breaks the rules?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Who invented fractions?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which big cat never tells the truth?