What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was the bunny upset?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Where do horses reside?
What did the confused bee say?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?