Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
How do automobiles fly?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do golfers drink on the green?