Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a forklift?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?