Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What tree has the most bark?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?