What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?