Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's the loudest sport?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?