How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A book just fell on my head.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?