How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Who invented fractions?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the confused bee say?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which cats have the best manners?
Where do old bowling balls end up?