Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?