How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?