What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?