What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did March say to the madness?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the foal cough?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?