Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?