I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?