What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do books sleep?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a tuna's favorite game?