Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What animals make the best students?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Surprise!!!!
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?