What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why are winter days great?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?