What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What nationality are most fish?
What do bees say in the summer?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?