Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?