Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?