Why do pigs tell jokes?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which family member is always relieved?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?