Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
When do cows get tired?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Families are like fudge.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What words make the best athletes?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?