What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why was the cat so small?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?