Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How much does freedom weigh?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
When do cows get tired?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?