What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the coach go to the bank?