Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?