Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's the difference between people and chickens?