What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How does NASA organize a company party?