What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What condiment has wings?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Which former US President was always cold?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?