What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?