What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?