I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do cats love to work?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.