What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What nationality are most fish?
Why was the dog overweight?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?