What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What birds make average students?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?