Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did summer say to spring?