How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
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What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do polar bears vote?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?