What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
What horn never makes a sound?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why are all priests fit?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why are sandals so indecisive?