Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How do bees get to school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What fish only swims at night?