What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What animal has the most fun?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?