What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How does a cow do math?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?